To the future owners of our former home,
Our house is now packed and I left a surprise. At first it may seem a nice gesture. Then you'll notice she's quite empty - it must be an act of forget. Upon deep investigation, you will suspect malice. Please understand 'twas only desperation met with a chance to rid burden.
One burden, heavy with guilt.
Like I, you'll try sharing with friends, but stupid acts happen just once. I'm here to tell you there's hope, she'll reappear on your next moving day. Please ignore the strong urge to dump - the next buyer will fall for it too.
While I can't say I want her, I sure can't forget whence she's come.