One, Two, Three, Cheese!

What is it about driver's licenses, passport pictures and identification badges? I've never taken a good one and the latest is no exception. With the upward perspective of short people, a cheesy grin and extended neck, this one ranks in the top three worst all time. At least these don't resemble a mug shot like my last batch.

Why do they bother counting to three? Just surprise me and get it over with.