Tuesday, July 24, 2012

White Wine, a Confusing Case in Point

In our home countries, we are constantly absorbing information. Our brains piece all of it together into life perspectives. In this foreign land, all those bits of data are mostly unintelligible. Our TV makes sound, people say things and billboards have pictures but the foreign language doesn't compute. The result is a constant state of slight confusion. If you think you fully understand...just wait a minute or two.

白酒 (Báijiǔ) translates to "white wine." This commonly accepted translation is used very often. Sounds simple right? Wait a minute or two...

Looks delicious. Right?
A dinner host may ask your feelings about white wine. You might say it's very good...in moderation of course. Then he'll buy a full bottle and pour your glass full...at which point you've successfully cleared up some translational confusion. If he says "gan bei," you better sit your ass down - it's going to be a long night.

"I've made a huge mistake."

"White wine" is a dirty lie and the sooner you know, the better. A proper translation would be: "A hint of delicious. Followed by a deeply radiant burn. Followed by assistance getting your key in the front door."

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Fruit Quiz


Many of the fruits we have in US are also available in China, but some things here are not common back home.  Here is a little quiz to test your fruit knowledge. Some are new to me, most I have tried.  New things pop up at the market as the seasons change!


1.This one you may know.  We have them in the US, but they seem to be shaped a little different and are much softer on the inside than ones I bought at the grocery stores back home.














 2.  Another easy one. I bet you didn't expect it to be yellow inside!

3. Outside and inside pictures. I was super excited about this one. It looks so pretty. From the look of the inside I thought maybe it would taste a little like a kiwi, but I find it have virtually no taste at all.

4. This one is sold in a bunch at the market. There is also a shot of the inside. It has a hardish outer shell that is easily peeled. The inside is a white juicy flesh and a small pit.













5. They wouldn't let me buy just one of these and I had no desire to have a bunch of them as I had bought one in the past.  It was more work than it was worth.  It has a hard outer shell and inside has white fleshy fruit with a seed in the center. The bottom is a picture pulled from the Internet.












6.  I have yet to actually try this, mostly because I am afraid of them.  We were warned about people getting sick after eating them.  It looks similar to a large raspberry.  Below I posted a better picture taken from the Interwebs.  I did some reading on them and they seem to be very good for you, but an occasional site warns you of a possible "colon cleansing" effect.  We have had enough experience with that here in China that I don't know if I want to risk it! There are a lot of nooks and crannies that are tough to clean.







7.  This is an easy one.  I have it set next to a yuan, which is about the size of a quarter.  They are small and very tasty!










 8. These look like grapes, but I don't think they are.  I have never seen them at the market or at a store, but the street vendors always have them. 




Durian
9. I see him, but choose not to buy him.  I have read that they are stinky.  Maybe one day I will get brave and buy one.















Answers:
1.  Mango
2.  Kiwi-Just yellow inside!
3. Dragon Fruit
4. Lychee
5. Mangosteen
6. Waxberry--I know there are other common names for them as well.
7. Red Plums--The are small, but very sweet!
8. I don't actually know what these are for sure.  I have been trying to do some Internet hunting and I am leaning towards currant.  The first time I bought them I asked a friend's driver what they were. He said,  "People call them blueberries, but I know that is not right."
9.  Durian


Friday, July 6, 2012

Dragon Boat Racing


Dragon Boat Festival is a national holiday in China, I even got a day off work without having to make it up. The holiday's origins rest with a poet who killed himself years ago. If you're interested to know the details click here. Otherwise, read on for enough information to pretend like you know something.

They call her "Master"

They call her "Meeps"

Before we get too detailed, I'd like to take a quick moment from you - my little sister is also living abroad and blogging. She is currently vacationing working on a hobby farm in Scotland, a decidedly less comfortable life than that of corporate expats. If you can't get enough Gerke, click here or see the link we added to the right side of this page. She's pretty funny, but probably not as funny as me.


Dragon Boat Festival (Duanwu in "pinyin") is a holiday to remember the death of Qu Yuan. He was a former government official a poet, who killed himself after his state was conquered by a rival state in 278 BC

At the starting line, staging the race.
Qu drowned himself in a river. Legend says that people wrapped rice in bamboo leaves and dropped the packets into the water. Depending on who you believe, the leaf was either to prevent fish from eating the rice before Qu could, or to distract the fish from eating his body. The same people are said to have paddled on the river, beating the water with their paddles to scare the fish away.


Sticky rice wrapped in bamboo leaves is called zongzi. Today people eat zongzi to celebrate this festival like Germans drink beer to celebrate Tuesday. Often the rice is mixed with meat or beans, we have three in the fridge right now but haven't tried them yet.


Dragon boat racing is a major sport in many parts of Asia, and it said to have originated from the day those people paddled out to save Qu. Suzhou hosted some racing on Jin Ji Lake, Shayne and I went to check it out.





The weather was terrible, with heavy rain. We counted that as a good thing because it helped minimize the crowd. However, I've now decided the only way to make a crowd more annoying is to hand everyone umbrellas and tell them to mingle.

The gauntlet

Shayne's friend participated this year on "Team Tai-Tai." We got to watch her team finish third in the qualifying round, which got them a spot in the final.

Team Tai Tai digging deep
Unfortunately, we couldn't stick around for the final. I say it was unfortunate, because Team Tai Tai finished in the money at second place and donated the winnings to charity.

Team Tai Tai showing their wings between rounds
After we'd seen a few races, the rain began to get old. So we rode home in the most worn out taxi I've ever seen.


If it doesn't rain next year, we'll be there.





Friday, June 29, 2012

The Little Place We Call Home

I have had some requests for a picture tour of the apartment.  So, here we go! Of course, all pictures were taken after my helper cleaned.  I myself am not so great at keeping the place clean and wouldn't want to post that evidence for the world to see.

Our complex has many different floor plans.  Clif and I are in one of the smaller units, but it is actually similar in size to our house in the States, minus the basement.  I was never a fan of apartment living, so I am happy to only have one other apartment on the floor and it is currently empty.  We rented a furnished apartment and the only furniture we brought with us is what you will see in the nursery.  I am not crazy about the decor/furniture, but for our short-term assignment I can't complain. Alright, let's get this started....

Since it is not typical to wear your shoes in the house, many apartments have some sort of shoe storage.  We requested a shoe cabinet and got a rather large one.  I was leery of leaving our shoes in the hall at first, but so far they have all remained in their place!



Living Room:
This picture was taken after our Ayi left.  She always displays our pillows neatly! Thankfully the retro purple chair has found a new home hiding in our bedroom and been replaced by the cozy recliner.  Mr. Wang had to help Clif bring the chair up and was quite intrigued with the puffiness.  The apartment is also outfitted with heated floors.  At first I didn't think I would care one way or the other, but in reality it is quite fantastic.   




Still in the living room.  While it appears I have filled the cabinet with my shopping habits, you can see I still have an entire shelf that remains empty. 






Front Balcony
Our balcony has been covered in decking, which is a nice touch.  I neglected to clean it for months, however our Ayi has returned it to its original glory.  Thank you Xaio Ping! You can also see the flower I wasn't able to keep alive.  Both Clif and Xaio Ping have told me I watered them too much.  Clif was embarrassed by them and moved them away from the edge where passer-byres could see them in their sad state.  You can also see Clif's fold-able bike. Yep, it folds up. The only thing you can't see is the lake.  Since we are only on the second floor, we did not get one of the nice lake views.  
 
Dining Room

Across from the living room is the dining room.  We have a rather large table which seemed like a good idea for entertaining.  Though we have been here for nearly four months and have entertained only once.  





Kitchen

The kitchen is connected to the dining room.  There are glass doors that can be closed as there are no air vents in kitchens or bathrooms to provide air or heat.  I haven't found this to be a problem.  The only thing I miss is a dishwasher.  Apartments larger than ours have them.  We do have a sanitizer drawer.  Never been used. They could have made better use of the space with a small dishwasher.  On the counter you see our drinking water.  Faucet water is not safe to drink.



Utility Balcony

This balcony is off the kitchen.  You can see our washer, dryer, and utility sink.  While I am very thankful to have both a washer and dryer, they have the smallest capacity known to man.  A dryer is a bit of a luxury as most Chinese just hang their clothes out to dry.  I can't help but think they just get dirty that way with the smog and copious amounts of dust that quickly accumulates on the balcony.  Out here is also the air conditioner, water heater, gas line, and such.



Office: While this isn't advertised as an office, we requested office furniture to be put in there.  Technically, it is a storage room, but this is where Clif conducts his night meetings in the most uncomfortable chair. Last week I caught him squatting in the chair in the fashion of what we like call the "Chinese leisure position" (you can find a previous post if you are curious).  He also has a gorgeous view of the utility balcony.



Master Bedroom

Seeing as how I prefer not to share blankets, Clif and I have an array of blankets and pillows.  I also typically do not make the bed.  However, my Ayi attempts to make it look presentable which is the bane in Clif's nighttime routine because she like to layer our blankets in this order: his, mine, his, mine.  Clif is then required to sort them out before going to bed.  I think it is nice, so no complaints from me!



Another view of the master. You see the "dresser" I requested.  There is a little hallway coming into the room.  To the right is all closets, to the left in the master bath. Nothing to fancy.  We are not allowed to put any kinds of holes in the walls, do I just prefer to leave them blank.
Master Bathroom

I very much like the bathroom.  The tub is so nice and I can't help but soaking in it.  There is also the Japanese toilet complete with bidee, towel warmer (I have yet to use), vanity, and shower.  Along with a venting system you are also able to set a timer and have warm air, which is great for getting out of the shower and not getting chilly!




Guest Bathroom

No fancy toilet or tub, just a large shower.

Guest Bedroom

We mostly use this room for storage.  If you choose to come visit I may be willing to purchase a mattress pad so you do not have to sleep on a cement block.  I will try my best to find a more Western mattress pad, as the Chinese definition is much different than we American's are used to.
To end the tour we have the nursery where baby Gerke will soon be rocked to sleep.



We purchased the the crib and dresser before we left from the US.  I wasn't exactly sure what I would find here and to what safety standards it would be held to.  The glider is a gift from my parents and is quite comfy.




Just a view of the other side of the room. The rug was a flea market purchase.

That pretty much wraps up the tour! I really enjoy the compound and the apartment is quite nice.  It is a cozy little place to come back too when you need a break from the world outside!


Saturday, June 23, 2012

The Chinese Leisure Position

Shayne and I have noticed something peculiar. People in China lounge around in the strangest position. They seem perfectly comfortable, causing us to coin the phrase "Chinese leisure position." They can maintain this position for hours on end and often prefer it over standing or sitting. Truly mind-boggling...but I suppose doing this every day will train the body.

At left you can see me doing a second rate job of demonstrating the position. The key things to notice are flat feet and arms tight to the body. The position is far more comfortable on the balls of your feet with arms extended, but that isn't authentic. People in this position often wear dress shoes, and I find the slightly elevated heal helps maintain balance.

Also in the picture, you see me perched next to a ledge. Such a place would seem to be a perfect place for sitting...but not in China. It is common to see people squatting like this on perfectly good sittin' spots such as retaining walls, benches, curbs and even chairs.


Below you can see a professional. This gentleman has his arms tucked between his torso and thighs. Also notice how low his butt is...a truly impressive display. Go a head and try it right now, I bet you can't do it for one minute.